My life according to Google:
Type in the following and choose from the first page

Name: Mikey

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
mikey needs a avvy!!! (No I dont I have one right there >

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
mikey looks like westly from princess bride. (who the fuck is that)

3: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search
Mikey HATES Everything! (Move your ass Francis, theirs a new hater in town)

4: Type in "[your name] goes" or "...has gone" in Google search:
Mikey goes on a long rant, which I've left out, about how insurance companies want to kill children by denying them care (sounds like me)

5: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Mikey Loves Osama. (... But I love Obama...)

6: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Mikey eats everything! (I do )

7: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Mikey Has A Problem (WHO TOLD YOU THAT!!!)

8: Type in "[your name] works" in Google:
Mikey works with iPod nano 2G, 3G & 4G; iPod classic, iPod 5G, and is compatible with most protective cases. (wut)

9: Type in"[your name] lives" in Google search:
Every family Mikey lives with has a series of unexplained "accidents" and hence he's moved from home to home. (/whistles)

10: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Mikey died eating pop rocks. (with soda )

11: Type in "[your name] will" in Google:
Mikey will catch a glimmer of the the truth that has been plaguing Pocomoke for far to long and that is we have allowed far tooo many Section 8 and Low Income Housing Developments to take root in Pocomoke and there is simply not enough middle class and wealthy people in town to counterbalance the effects of such economics.
(No comment...)

12: Tag People:
EVERYONE!!!!